The Champagne of Punk. Inspired by the 404 boys champagne of choice. The perfect attire to show people you're classy, but not too classy. And that you have a shitty taste in music.

Tulex 246. 100% cotton.

You won't be rolling a 1 anytime soon while wearing this shirt. Well, no promises on that. But you'll be the star of your campaign with this raglan style tee with a logo inspired by your favorite table top fantasy game.

Tulex 245. 100% cotton.

This hoodie has it all: catchy lyrics, drunk beers drinking beer and a bunch of colors. Look cool and keep the cool out with this full zip hoodie.

Featuring lyrics from our song "Reinheitsgebot".

Keep your beer cold (or warm, we don't judge) with this koozie stating that you have a beer but don't have any answers!

Featuring lyrics from our song "Reinheitsgebot".

Need something to hide that bald spot but still want to let people know you listen to shitty music and drink cheap beer? Then this is the product for you!

Yupong Snapback "The Authentic". Stitched in design.

Arrrrrrrrr she blows! Look the like the rum slinging pirate you always have wanted to be with this snapback.

Yupong Snapback "The Authentic". Stitched in design.

Stay cool in this light weight tank. Brutal at first glance, the kitty heads will make sure you're the cutest one at the metal show.

100% cotton.