Spin Off

I keep a laugh track playing inside my head 
Keeps me from feeling I'd be better off dead 
With all these tired story lines repeating over and over 

I need to spin off 

The characters are boring nothing's rehearsed 
And each new season the ratings get worse 
At this point I think we're headed for cancellation 

I need to spin off 

And when it all feels like too much to take 
I think I just need my fourth wall to break 
So I can walk off set and into the sunset 

Though they that art imitates life 
With a life this dry I think I just might 
End it all before finale